This is, believe it or not, a little selfie that Bristol Palin took to celebrate the six year anniversary of someone employing her. It's ... it sure is something, isn't it? In fact, we wouldn't have even known this was Bristol if we'd just come across the photo, but she posted it on her own site, so I guess we're just looking at the new Bristol here. Did pregnancy make her look like a completely different person? Did she get her brows done? Is she taking this selfie in a funhouse mirror? There's got to be an explanation for this, but for now, let's just allow ourselves to get lost in the weirdness.
Okay I get it. If you have not been paying a lot of attention, and the last time you saw a photo of Bristol she looked like this...
....and now she looks like this...
Courtesy of Bristol's Pikore account. |
I mean the woman looks pregnant when she is supposedly not pregnant, and working out ten hours a day, but looks substantially slimmer and trimmer after announcing to the world that she IS knocked up with a child from an as yet unnamed sperm donor.
That would confuse just about anybody who was not aware of the Palin's penchant for peculiar pregnancy bodies.
Sarah Palin March 26, 2008. |