Right now Ted Cruz is spitting venom all over the crowd.
"Joe Lieberman Democrats." -- Ted Cruz
— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) September 9, 2015
Seriously?
"There will come a president not named Barack Obama." -- Ted Cruz. Fact check: Mostly true
— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) September 9, 2015
He keeps saying the Ayatollah Kuh-mane-eee.Okay Cruz just shot is load, next up...Donald Trump.
Trump talks about his ability to make wonderful deals: "It's what I do."
Trump guarantees that Iranian prisoners will be released before he even takes office, if he wins the presidency.
Oh my--Trump's walk up music REM's "End of the World as we Know It"
— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) September 9, 2015
Trump is pissing all over the Iran deal. I think this is how he marks his place.Trump: "We will have so much winning when I get elected, that you will get bored with winning"
So apparently Charlie Sheen is Trump's speechwriter.
Mark "The Great One" Levin is up next. I am going to do you a favor and ignore what he says.