No that is NOT an umbrella handle. |
"On June 1, 2015, Gov. Greg Abbott signed S.B. 11, also known as the "campus carry" law. S.B. 11 provides that license holders may carry a concealed handgun throughout university campuses, starting Aug. 1, 2016. The law gives public universities some discretion to regulate campus carry."
The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.
Starting on the first day of Long Session classes on August 24, 2016, we are strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks in protest of campus carry.
ANYBODY can participate in solidarity: alum, non-UT students, people outside of Texas. Come one dildo, come all dildos.
"You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE DILDO."
Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play.
You know you probably COULD take out an assailant with one of these. |
Hey if the Ammosexuals want to bring THEIR metal penis extenders onto the college campus, then why shouldn't these students demonstrate what a REAL penis replacement looks like?
Currently the organizer Jennifer Jin is looking for a dildos supplier to sponsor the event, and for some reason I don't think she will have much difficulty finding one.
I predict there are going to be a lot of male students feeling a tad insecure during August of 2016.
Which, if you think about it, is kind of how most people feel around these assholes with holsters strapped to their bodies.