"Hey did you say something about my dad? You want a piece of this?" |
Jeb Bush borders on creepy talking about how much he cares for his father, who, luckily, "is no longer watching CSI" because he is following the election campaign so closely. "I'd go to prison for him because, I love him so much. Thankfully I haven't had the need to do that."
JEB BUSH: I love my dad. I'd kill for him. I'd go to prison for him because, I love him so much. Thankfully I haven't had the need to do that.
Now if you are anything like me your first response to hearing tough talk like this from Jeb! is to snort derisively.
After all Bush is one of those over privileged marshmallow types who get a bloody nose when they stand up to quickly. And he would undoubtedly be laying in a pool of his own blood before noon on his first day of prison.
However then I remember that his ex-alcoholic brother, who will from this day forward be referred to as the "smart Bush," invaded an entire country, murdering thousands of innocent people, because he believed it's leader "Tried to kill my dad!"
Jeb! is so intent on showing how tough he is that in a recent interview with Bloomberg he actually said this:
"They don't know me. They don't know me," Bush told Bloomberg. "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast."
What the fuckity, fuck, fuck does that even mean?
I can almost see the body-bags coming home with American service men and women in them if Bush is ever elected President.
So at this point I would almost rather see Trump or Carson win this nomination, and ultimately lose to Hillary, than to allow this Bush, or ANY Bush, get even that close to winning the election.
Holy crap, is this family insane!