Today's "No seriously I care about current events" post is about the President's town hall, and Taya Kyle's bumbling attempt to sound articulate about gun control.
Of course most news outlets covered this on Thursday or Friday, including IM, but you know I think that Nancy's been a bit distracted.
Here is her sad little attempt to participate in the conversation:
President Obama and his liberal friends who have no understanding of responsible gun ownership need to leave their cushy ivory towers and step out into real America. They need to see firsthand how scary it feels to think you can’t protect your own children if someone wanted to harm them.
Taya was right to point out that our murder rate in America is at an all-time low while our gun ownership rates are at an all-time high. I think those two might have something to do with each other, don’t you?
Way to go, Taya! You are such a strong role model for so many women in America, including me! Thank you for speaking truth to power last night gracefully but forcefully. And looking good while you did it! Keep fighting the good fights and standing up for women’s rights to defend themselves and their family against lawbreakers who want to do us harm.
Oh god it's so pathetic I almost feel bad for her. Almost.
You know while most of us have been having ourselves a real humdinger of a celebration at news of Bristol's most recent cannonball into the pool of irony, we have forgotten to consider the REAL victim in all of this.
Nancy French.
I know, I know, it's her own damn fault for signing on to channel the Bristol Palin that her mother only wishes actually existed, but still she is in quite a pickle if you think about it.
I mean here is this rabidly pro-life, Christian ghostwriter who now finds herself pretending to be a young woman who has now not only gotten herself pregnant out of wedlock for the second time, but may have attempted to trap an honest to goodness Medal of Honor winner into marrying her by pretending the child is his.
And this by the way comes on the heels of the drunken brawl that revealed just how trashy and non-Christian this family truly is when they think no one is watching.
So yes I think that right now Nancy French could seriously be considering that it is high time to put away the Bristol Palin official wig and complimentary fish lips and start thinking of a more moral and ethical way to earn a buck.
But then again maybe she is just as morally bankrupt as the real Bristol Palin and has no intention of walking away from that sweet sweet SarahPAC money.
Who knows.
Nancy French goes right on posting as Bristol as if everything in Palin-world had not just been turned on its head.
5:42 PM
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