It's NOT like I haven't suck off many of male members in my past!!!
The co-author of the journal article on the parasite is Obama’s fifth cousin, Thomas R. Platt.
Platt, a retired biology professor who discovered and named the microscopic critter, told the Associated Press the parasite’s anatomy reminds him of the president: “It’s long. It’s thin. And it’s cool as hell.”
The two-inch-long, hair-thin creature has a “post-cecal terminal genitalia” and lives in the blood of two different types of turtles.
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