FLORIDA - Walmart White Trash Theft Suspect Therasa Prine, 25, Told Cops She Was "Too Lazy" To Pay For Stolen Sex Toys and her PUNANY hurts from too much STD INFECTED BLACK COCK

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A Walmart shopper arrested Saturday night for stealing a sex toy, lubricant, and a “vibrating penis ring” told police that she was “too lazy” to pay for the items, which she had stashed in her purse.

Therasa Prine, 25, was collared after exiting a Walmart in St. Petersburg, according to an arrest affidavit.

While Prine paid for some items, she allegedly sought to boost other goods, including a Trojan Ultra Touch personal massager, K-Y Intense Arousal Gel, and a LifeStyles vibrating ring.

In addition to a shoplifting count, Prine is facing narcotics charges since cops found marijuana and the painkiller Dilaudid in her purse.

Prine, pictured above, bonded out of jail Sunday after posting $4250.

Prine’s rap sheet includes collars for grand theft, domestic battery, marijuana possession, resisting arrest, morphine possession, driving with a suspended or revoked license, and possession of drug paraphernalia.